On the Party's Secret Service!

He smoked a cigar and entered through the front door. He ordered some vodka, and sat at the poker table. He started playing, and was constantly winning.


“But his luck will surely run out at some point” the others thought to themselves. But no, he kept winning, and winning.


-”I suppose you wouldn’t care to raise, would you?”

-”No objections!”

-”I have to say, I admire your luck, mister…?”

-”Monke. Comrade Monke”


He smoked another cigar. Suddenly, he was given a card by the waiter. He read it:


“IF YOU WANT TO MEET ME, COME TO THE PARKING LOT IN EXACTLY 20 MINUTES”


Monke drank his vodka and left the table. He took his hat, put it on his head, and walked to the parking lot, where he met Jimmy, the American agent that was his ally in the operation.


-”Jimmy!”

-”Comrade Monke! How nice to see you!”

-”So, what do we know about him?”

-”He comes here every night. It’s strange he isn’t here yet!”


Then, they saw a car approaching, so they hid behind another car.


-”I think that’s him!”


And Monke was right, it was him. He came out of the luxurious limo with his henchmen, and walked to the casino.


-”So, might as well go back to the casino”

-”I agree”


So Monke and Jimmy walked back to the casino.


Comrade Monke, an anthropomorphic monkey, soviet operative, secret agent, and monkey of many talents, was born on September 19 of an unknown year, in an unknown country. He participated in the bolshevik revolution, being close friends with Felix Dzerzhinsky. He started out as an operative of the Cheka. Later, he fought in the great patriotic war on the side of the soviets. 

After the war, he rose through the ranks to become a soviet secret agent of SMERSH's highest division, now operating on the party's secret service. His super strength led some to assert that he was the result of Ilya Ivanov’s experiments to create a monkey-hybrid super warrior, although this was nothing but unconfirmed rumors. Monke had lots of charisma and personality, including a deep Christian faith (he always wore a golden head of Christ necklace), an enjoyment for smoking, drinking and gambling, a love for animals (he even owned a white persian cat) and a sense of humor. Now, he had been assigned by Soviet Russia one job: Find the Monster Society of Evil agent Dr. Sivana, eliminate him, no questions asked. And Monke had of course come up with a plan on how to eliminate him without himself getting his hands dirty…


-”So we walk to the table, play against him and try to win. If Sivana loses the money, Camonte’s men will surely kill him!”


They followed him and sat at the same table he sat at. Monke started playing, trying to bankrupt him. He managed to win, and Sivana got angry. Monke, succeeding at his mission, left the table and got out of the Casino along with Jimmy. When they reached the parking lot. Jimmy was knocked out by someone, Monke fought the man but was eventually knocked out as well.


Monke woke up in a basement along with Jimmy. They were both tied to chairs, and they saw the door open and Sivana and his henchmen enter.


-”Well well, Comrade Monke isn’t it? Last time I saw you, you were tied to a chair in front of me, just like now, and…”

-”And when you left me alone I managed to escape because you didn’t order them to kill me right away!”

-”Well I shall not make that mistake again. Men, do you all remember Comrade Monke?”

-”Yes!” They said.

-”Kill him!”


Sivana said this and left the room. One of his henchmen took out his knife to slice Monke’s neck. Monke however, bit him and caught the knife with his teeth. He threw it in the air using his mouth, grabbed it with his hand and freed himself. He stabbed Sivana’s henchmen and freed Jimmy.


Monke and Jimmy armed themselves to the teeth with the guns of the henchmen and made their way throughout the various floors of the casino, searching for Sivana. They reached the rooftop, only to find a helicopter bringing Camonte’s men to the casino and Sivana’s dead body on the floor. Sivana was dead, but Camonte’s men started shooting at Monke and Jimmy. They started shooting back and a gunfight took place, resulting in the death of Camonte’s men.


Monke and Jimmy had to kill several more mobsters before reaching the exit. Monke had succeeded at his mission. He and Jimmy said goodbye to each other and Monke went back to the USSR.


Monke arrived at his dacha, he lit a cigar and poured himself some vodka, patiently awaiting his next mission…


The end of Dr. Sivana, but Comrade Monke will return!