The Search for the leader of SMERSH

Flowers, a sunrise... What a beautiful day exists beyond the window! Suddenly however, it broke. A man burst through it. The pieces of glass went deep inside him, making him bleed. Suddenly, a deep, terrifying voice was heard:


-”Where is he?”


The man wasn’t answering, so he kicked him in the face.


-”I won’t be so polite next time!”


-”Ath- Athe- Athens!”


And so he went to Athens. Same story. The man he was interrogating wasn’t answering.


Then He pulled out a gun and aimed it at him. The man got scared. And that same deep voice was heard:


-”WHERE IS HE?”


-”Ask… her.”


-”What’s her name?”


-”Konstantina!”


And so he went to Konstantina:


-”Where is he?”


-”Volgograd! Now, please, don’t hurt me!”


-”Volgograd it is, then.”


Agent Croco, the anthropomorphic Crocodile and Britain’s best agent, hid his gun and immediately traveled back to London. He entered the headquarters of MI6 and spoke to the “chief:”


-”Chief, I gotta speak to you.”


-”What is it? I was just about to sit down, relax and drink some tea!”


-”His location!”


-”What location?”


-”We finally have his location.”


-”HIM? You found… HIM?”


-”Yes!”


Agent Croco arranged with the head of MI6 to infiltrate the USSR. This is what happened 5 weeks later, after everything, including a fake identity for Croco, had been prepared. Croco was now to be known as “Comrade Croco” and with his new identity he would start work as a cleaner in the enemy’s secret base, and, when the perfect moment arrived, would assassinate the leader.


After arriving in Volgograd, he met with Irina, who was a British secret agent posing as a SMERSH operative in order to steal secrets from the soviets.


Croco met up with her and they flew by helicopter to the enemy’s secret base, located just outside Volgograd.


Croco and Irina arrived, and were welcomed by the leader’s goons. They showed Croco his room and he thanked them. He went in, got undressed, took a shower, got dressed again and he fell asleep.


When he woke up, he was invited to dine with the goons and Irina. Pasta and meat! Croco loved meat! He remembered how his parents used to cook it and give it to him. However, shortly after eating it, Croco started feeling dizzy.


He passed out about 15 minutes later.


When he woke up, he was in a strange room, but his hands were free. He opened his eyes slowly, and saw someone at the window, petting a white, persian, fat and long-haired cat. He wasn’t a human however… but a monkey! He was dressed in a Mao suit and wore a golden Head of Christ pendant necklace, as he was a devout Christian. He was also smoking a cigar.


-”Good evening, Agent Croco…”


Croco was confused. He didn’t know what’s going on.


-”You got the wrong guy! My name’s Comrade Croco. I am a loyal comrade!”


-”Don’t underestimate my intelligence, Agent…”


Croco was terrified.


-”Who… are you?”


-”That’s a very good question you know…”


-”So who are you?”


-”Allow me to introduce myself. The name’s Monke… Comrade Monke! I am the leader of this fine organization…”


-”You’re… the leader of SMERSH?!”


-”You’re a smart one!”


-”Who are you and what do you want from me?”


-”As I said my name is Comrade Monke. I was born on 19 September of 1878 and I founded this organization.”


-”You founded… SMERSH?”


-”See you’re getting it!”


-”And what about the second question I had?”


-”I want to make you an offer… See you and I are not so different…”


-”I am not like you! You’re a criminal… a public enemy!”


-”Well, to each their own!”


-”What’s the offer?”


-”Join me, Agent Croco! Imagine what we could accomplish together, what we can create! A world, where the workers will enjoy the fruits of their labor… A world where there will be no more injustice, no more war!”


A look of doubt was visible in Croco’s eyes. But ultimately he chose loyalty to Britain:


-”I’m afraid, Comrade Monke, I’m gonna have to pass on that!”


-”Well. That’s too bad!”


Monke ordered his guards to grab Croco and to bring him to a mysterious room, which they did. Along the way Croco and Monke looked outside a large window. Croco then saw… Irina! Dead! Her body, tied by the leg, hanging from a tree!


-”IRINA!”


-”That is too bad what happened to the poor girl… Maybe you should reconsider my offer Agent! Hahahaha!”


-”You did this?!”


-”Who do you think did it? The tree?”


Croco was put in the room and locked inside. However, he took out a pack of cigarettes, lit one, and threw it on the door, making it explode! He then broke the window and ran off, escaping!


Monke’s goons tried to interfere, but Monke himself intervened:


-”Let him go… Sooner or later… He will join us… Hahahahahaha!”


Monke, petting his white cat, went back to his apartments and slept.


Croco, meanwhile, returned to England. He was awarded a medal for managing to escape and make it out alive.


And so Monke remained alive and the MI6’s plan of assassination failed. Monke kept plotting on how to take over the world and make the western powers submit to SMERSH!


The End


(Agent Croco character by Saintrider)