The Nuclear Ipod
He entered through the roof, trying to be as stealthy as possible. He knocked out a few guards, while killing some others. He had to find it. He knew it was there, he knew it was gonna be difficult finding it, but he had to at least try. After killing a few more guards, he saw a room with a large door. He tried to open it but it was locked. He then felt a presence behind him. He turned around and saw him: A short, but fat primate. He just couldn't believe what he was seeing. The shock was so strong he passed out. When he woke up, his legs and arms were tied up and he was all alone in a dark room. That is, until a large gate opened, and he saw the same primate enter. This time, while still shocked, he did not pass out. The primate approached him. The primate wore a Mao tunic, a soviet Ushanka hat, as well as a golden Constantinato coin, as a necklace. He walked right up to him. -Hello, friend! He was speechless, for the primate could also talk! This must have been a joke right? Sur...