PD Fun Fiction

He arrived and waited outside. When it was his turn, he went inside, and found them all gathered. They all looked unique and different from each other, but one stood out: A medium-height man with a scar on his face, who looked fresh out of jail. -Sit down Tommy. -Ok boss. After a few seconds and a few drinks, the man that stood out got up, and so did everyone else. He then approached Tommy carrying a needle and a card of the Virgin Mary. He gave the card to Tommy and told him: -What you are about to do Tommy, is irreversible. Do you understand? -I understand. -The family you are joining will now mean more to you than your own family, your country, or God. If I ask you to kill your brother, you must do it. Show me, which hand would pull the trigger? Tommy lifted his right hand slightly and extended his finger. The boss used the needle to pierce Tommy’s finger slightly, and the blood dropped on the card which had been placed on the table. The boss picked it up and set it on fire with a l...

The plane landed at the airport. When everybody had gotten off the plane, one man stood out. He was a blonde, blue-eyed, and fat and short man, about the age of 46-47, but he looked much older. He took a cab and went straight to a dacha, just outside of Moscow. While they were driving, he kept looking out of the window, to make sure nobody was following them. When they arrived, he paid the taxi driver, and he got out of the cab. He walked right up to the door of the dacha and knocked on the door. The door opened, revealing a primate, dressed in a red luxurious robe. -Comrade Monke? -Yeah that’s me. -Can I enter? -Sure. He entered inside and they both sat on Monke’s large couch. Monke served some vodka for them both and sat down. -Hello! Shouted Monke’s budgie parrot, named Pepi or Pepita. After they had sat down, Monke grabbed the glass of vodka and started drinking it. -So, what brings you here, Vincent? -Look Monke, I need your help. -What could the American Police possibly want fro...

She woke up tied to a bed. She couldn’t recognize the room. The last thing she remembered was a pain in the head. However, she assumed she had been kidnapped. The chains were hurting her legs and hands. Suddenly, he saw smoke coming from underneath the door. Then, the door was kicked open and she saw him: A large man, with grey hair all over his hands and face, and with an old-fashioned robe that was dark and red. She saw him approach her and she found him disgusting, but she also saw something charming in him. Now, their eyes “locked” together, and they kept looking at each other. She was scared but also strangely relieved. That is, until he grabbed her by the neck and opened his mouth. His teeth were horrible, and two of them suddenly started extending. There was no doubt, this was a vampire! He bit her deep in the neck, and she soon passed out after screaming so loud that people miles away could hear her. After a few hours, she had turned herself. However, the mysterious vampire an...

Agent Croco took his gun and broke down the door. He started shooting and killed almost everyone in the room. Almost… He left one soldier alive. Croco approached him. The soldier was hit in the leg twice by Croco’s bullets. The anthropomorphic crocodile aimed his gun at his head. -Talk, or your brains will be spilled all over the room floor! -Please… I have a wife and three kids! -TALK! The soldier raised his eyesight towards Croco. -He’s… I can’t say it. Croco then fired and blew the soldier’s brains out. -One less Soviet scumbag! He hid the gun in his coat, and went upstairs where the lab with the Soviet scientists was in. He killed the scientists and lab workers mercilessly. He then made his way to a desk and started searching it. On it, he had finally found what he was looking for: The red file. He returned to England and to the MI6 headquarters. When the chief saw him, he was happy. -So, you made it out alive huh? -YES! -Do you have the recorded testimony of Monke’s whereabouts? ...

He entered through the roof, trying to be as stealthy as possible. He knocked out a few guards, while killing some others. He had to find it. He knew it was there, he knew it was gonna be difficult finding it, but he had to at least try. After killing a few more guards, he saw a room with a large door. He tried to open it but it was locked. He then felt a presence behind him. He turned around and saw him: A short, but fat primate. He just couldn't believe what he was seeing. The shock was so strong he passed out. When he woke up, his legs and arms were tied up and he was all alone in a dark room. That is, until a large gate opened, and he saw the same primate enter. This time, while still shocked, he did not pass out. The primate approached him. The primate wore a Mao tunic, a soviet Ushanka hat, as well as a golden Constantinato coin, as a necklace. He walked right up to him. -Hello, friend! He was speechless, for the primate could also talk! This must have been a joke right? Sur...