The Dead Man's Skull: Endgame

Suddenly, he woke up from his sleep. The skull had been taken, and he needed to take it back. He got up and awoke the other evil spirits of his crew as well. Blackbeard was ready for his revenge.


Comrade Monke was sleeping. He suddenly was woken up by a phone call. It was the “Chief”. He had been notified of an explosion in Stalingrad. Monke was told to go investigate the explosion. He got up, fed his pet domestic canary, prayed a rosary, got dressed and quickly got in his car.


He drove all the way to Stalingrad. When he arrived, there was chaos all over the area. He got out of his car. And walked to a burning building. When observing it, he suddenly saw a flash inside the building, and a skeleton walking through the flames. Monke freaked out.


He quickly got back in his car and drove away. He arrived at the Kremlin, where the office of the Soviet Secret Service was. He entered the office, was welcomed by Miss Anastasia and burst into the “Chief’s” office. He quickly explained to him what he had seen, but the “Chief” did not believe him.


-”Monke, come on. I know you’re catholic, but claiming you saw such a thing is just utterly ridiculous!”


Monke was insulted by the fact that they didn’t believe him, and so he temporarily left the USSR to go visit someone who he knew would believe him: Father Brown, a British catholic priest.


When Monke arrived at Father Brown’s house, he knocked on the door. Father Brown opened the door, and was surprised.


-”I know you… You’re that pseudo-catholic soviet agent, Comrade…?”


-”Monke. Comrade Monke. And I am, in fact, a catholic.”


-”A true catholic can’t be a communist.”


-”Jesus, the Son of God, came to liberate people from slavery and to help people have life in abundance. But you’re so close-minded, that you fail to see those plain and simple truths of the gospel and scripture.”


-”Just tell me what you want.”


-”I need you, Father Brown. I think a demonic force is after me and the people I was created to help, the soviet people.”


When Father Brown heard this, he immediately went with Monke.


They travelled to the Soviet Union. They arrived at the Kremlin only to find it burned down.


-”Mary… Mother of God…”


-”See, I was being honest…”


Monke and Brown quickly entered Monke’s car and started driving to Monke’s dacha.


When they arrived, they found it in one piece. Seems like the demonic force hadn’t expanded to the rest of the Soviet Union yet. They went inside, and went to the dacha’s basement. There, they armed themselves to the teeth, and when they went outside, they heard screams. Monstrous screams.


They saw an army of skeletons running towards them. They prayed a “Hail Mary” and charged towards them.


An hour later, they had defeated all of them. But then, they saw Blackbeard in a demonic, skeleton form charging towards them. Then they grabbed their rosaries and raised their arms towards Blackbeard. They prayed the entire rosary, and Blackbeard vanished. The fire all over Moscow stopped, and the chaos began to cool off.


They had done it, they had defeated Blackbeard.


Monke and Father Brown arrived at the airport. They said goodbye and Father Brown left.


Monke arrived at his dacha after receiving a medal from the “Chief.” He fed his pet domestic canary, prayed a rosary, and fell asleep, awaiting his next adventure…


The end of Blackbeard, but Comrade Monke will return!