Comrade Monke in Colombia

He woke up from his unconsciousness and found himself tied up. Then he saw a door open and a man in a fedora hat and a black suit entered the room. A laser, located on the ceiling, was then activated and started slowly moving. He was doomed to be cut in half, and the man in the black hat was just watching from a distance as if he was enjoying it.


-”Do you expect me to talk?” said Comrade Monke.


-”No mister Monke. I expect you to die!” said the man in the hat.


Comrade Monke was so scared he passed out from the shock. When he was unconscious, he remembered his past missions… how he had been sent by the USSR on so many adventures. He had killed Francisco Scaramonke, he had retrieved Warheads from a rival entity, he had stopped the killings of soviet spies in America, he had killed Tony Camonte and so much more. Was that his end? Sliced in half by a laser?


When he woke up, he was ok… He was in a bed however he soon realized he was tied up. He lifted his hands and tried to break the chains using his super strength but he couldn’t do it, they were made of a very strong metal.


He saw a door open, and the same man entered the room.


-”You didn’t kill me?” asked Monke.


-”No. Because you’re gonna work for me.”


-”I am gonna work for you? HAHAHAHAHA. You’re delusional!”


-”If you don’t, you’re gonna die!”


-”I’d rather die than betray my nation!” said Monke.


-”Fine!”


Monke then saw a fat man with a mask on his face and with a huge knife enter the room.


-”This is the guy that’s gonna slaughter you… Have fun!”


Monke then finally managed to break the chains. He got up, and jumped to the man with the knife. He grabbed his arm, and broke it. The man screamed in pain and Monke grabbed the knife. He slaughtered the guards and aimed the knife at the mysterious man.


-”What’s your name anyways?” asked Monke.


-”Moriarty. Ernst Moriarty.”

-”Ernst, when you tied me up with those strong chains you forgot one very important thing…”


-”What?”


-”I’m Monke… Comrade Monke…”


Monke said this and threw the knife at Moriarty, killing him. Monke then quickly ran to the next room and retrieved his Makarov pistol and clothes. He went to the control room. When he entered, he saw a lot of guards, so he hid behind a wall and a gun fight broke out. Monke managed to kill all the guards in the room.


He went to the control panel, which had a large window in front of it, and pressed the self destruction button. However, it caused all the doors to shut behind him. No exit could be found! Monke took some steps behind. He quickly ran, jumped and smashed through the window. He landed in the sea.


Monke then swam to a nearby ship. It was a Soviet ship.


Monke climbed up to it and gave the crew his pistol.


-”You survived!” said the first mate.


-”Complications arose… were overcome!” said Monke.


The ship travelled back to the Soviet Union, where Monke was awarded a medal for blowing up that base of operations of Moriarty’s CIA and MI6-backed terrorist organization, and killing Moriarty.


A week later, Monke was sleeping in his dacha, when a phone call woke him up. He answered it, and was notified that he must go to the office within 3 hours for an emergency case. Monke got dressed, fed his pet birds, prayed a rosary as he was a devout Roman Catholic -a weird thing to witness in a majority Orthodox nation- and left.


He got in his car and started driving. As he was driving, he noticed a car following him. He tried to go through different routes and roads, but he couldn’t lose the other car. Something was up. He then noticed that inside there were two people - one carrying a gun and the other driving.


The man carrying the gun then started shooting at Monke’s car. A tire was eventually hit by one of the bullets, ruining it. Monke jumped out of the car. He saw the other car coming straight for him. He took out his Makarov pistol and started running, but not away from it. Rather he ran towards it.


He jumped and landed on the car’s roof. He shot the windshield, breaking it. Monke then got inside. And killed both of the men. The man carrying the gun he strangled to death with his hands and the other he shot.


Monke took control of the car and drove to the office of the Soviet Secret Service.


When he arrived, he exited the vehicle, and got inside the office. He was welcomed by Miss Anastasia - the secretary of the Chief of the Secret Service. He then went inside and sat down. The Chief looked panicked.


-”What’s wrong, chief?” asked Monke.


-”Comrade Monke, you are not gonna believe this… Ernst Moriarty is alive.


-”How?”


-”I don’t know. Word is, he’s planning something in Colombia. You need to travel there and meet up with the ELN. They will know more.”


-”Ok chief!”


Monke did as he was told. He booked a flight to Colombia and travelled there.


When the plane landed, Monke took a cab to Bogota, where an ELN representative was supposed to meet with him. The taxi eventually arrived there, and Monke paid the Taxi driver before exiting.


While he was in Bogota, Monke saw a lot of posters of a Catholic priest carrying a rifle. He asked one of the locals who that man was:



-”Oh him? It’s Father Camilo! Father Camilo Torres Restrepo! He was born here and he died a year ago while serving in the ELN. Great man, great politician!”


Monke thanked the woman and left to find the ELN representative.


He eventually saw a woman waiting on a bench holding a rosary. That was her! He approached her and told her his name and she responded by telling him her name: Gabriela. Monke and Gabriella left for the ELN underground meeting place.


While they were walking, Monke asked her details on who Camilo Torres Restrepo was.


-”He,” Gabriela said, “was a great man. He was a Catholic priest who joined our guerilla movement after his socialist United Front failed. He was laicised in 1965 but he never abandoned his faith, even when he had the rifle in his hands.”

-”Impressive. I am a Catholic myself.”


-”And you’re from the USSR and their spy too? Cool!”


Monke and Gabriela eventually arrived at the ELN meeting place and they met up with some more ELN guerillas. Monke approached them and started talking to them:


-”My name is Comrade Monke, and I come from the USSR. I need your information: What is Ernst Moriarty planning?”


-”He wants to use the nukes he stole from the US to conquer our country, and eventually the rest of Latin America and the world. He has used the fear of Nuclear Power to seize our resources. Dozens of people have already starved to death. It’s horrible!”


Monke and the guerillas then slowly planned an attack on his fort in order to stop him and take back the nukes.


After a week, the time had finally come for the attack. Monke prayed a rosary and left with the others. Comrade Monke and the ELN guerillas arrived outside Moriarty’s fort. He gave his command, they all charged.


Monke and the others ran towards the fort. A bunch of them were gunned down but many of them also made it to the entrance. Monke ordered the guerillas to hide while he was planting the bomb to blow up the door. He planted it and then ran off and hid as well. The door blew up but they then saw a tank emerge from the smoke. It started shooting and many more of the guerillas were blown up.


Only a few were alive now. Monke and the others managed to enter and dodge the tank’s attacks.


A full-blown war between the few guerillas and Moriarty’s soldiers had now started inside. Monke ordered the guerillas and Gabriela to stay and fight while he went up and attempted to find Moriarty. He gunned down a bunch of soldiers with his Makarov pistol and eventually found Ernst’s room.


When he entered, he didn’t find anything!


Monke was then knocked unconscious.


When he woke up he was tied up.


-”Tied up… again!” Monke said


-”Indeed, Comrade Monke…”

That was not Moriarty’s voice, but it was familiar nonetheless.


When the figure approached Monke, it was revealed to be none other than Tony Camonte!


-”Camonte…!”


-”Good evening Agent 0P…”


-”But how? You’re supposed to be dead!”


-”You only killed one of my many clones…”


-”Why didn’t you kill me when you had the chance?”


-”Because… Imagine the headlines of the Newspapers… The one and only Comrade Monke, the anthropomorphic monkey and Soviet agent, the time and timeline traveler, found to be working for Tony Camonte! Your fate will be worse than death!”


Monke then used his super strength to break the chains. He jumped and grabbed his Makarov pistol from the table. He shot Camonte, injuring him.


Tony Camonte then took out a detonator and pressed the red button on it.


A robotic voice was then heard, coming from the ceiling:


-”Self-destruction in 6 minutes.”


Monke then shot Camonte dead and left.


He went to the room where the nukes were and deactivated them.


He then went to find Gabriela and the survivors of the battle. He went and found almost everyone dead, including Gabriela. He saw that only two people were still moving and breathing.


He used his super strength and picked them up, putting them on his shoulders. He then ran outside while the building blew up!


Monke took them to the hospital. And left them some money to help them.


Comrade Monke returned to the USSR, where he was awarded various medals for saving Colombia and the world.


And so Comrade Monke returned to his dacha, fed his two pet birds -a budgie and a canary- and sat down, awaiting his next mission.

The end of Tony Camonte, but Comrade Monke will return!